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So I arrived in Atlanta late/early after midnight yesterday/today. By the time I arrived, my roommate -- whom I've never met before in my life -- was already asleep.
The creepiest thing I've ever done is sneak into a hotel room and tiptoe around a sleeping female stranger, take off my clothes and climb into bed near her unsuspecting, dreaming body.
The first words we exchanged this morning were not at all awkward. Me: "This feels like a weird one-night stand. Hi. I'm Aimee. We've never officially met, but I stayed here last night."
Needless to say, the Online News Association convention is off to a stellar start for me!
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I'll try not to be so creepy from here on out.
And just as I wrote that, my poor roommate sat down across from me and looked up to see my big head in her line of vision. She startled. Understandably.
I need to try harder.